Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.