Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Previous Random Joke Next

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What is a terrorist his favourite car?

A Citroen C4

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

Nice People Jokes More Nice People Jokes

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.