Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.