Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.