Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

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Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.