Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What do you mean by being loud?

quiet the opposite.

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon