Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

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What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.