The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
A Crip
Because eggs were going up !
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."
A chair
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
He saw a .
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.
Because they don't have chairs.
Because they don't like Nice people.
A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.
