What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.