Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !