Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison"

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.