Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise