How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog