How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.