How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

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What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.