How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit