Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's a fireman's favourite drink?

Water.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole