Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.