Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL