Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL