Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips