Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill."

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE