He turns off his xbox.
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...
Game, *Set,* and match.
It's a fugazi.
He was syncing too much time into it.
Because you turn 360 and walk away!!
Oh, just put it on my bill."
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
I'm just here so I won't get find.
Because the fine bros would sue.