How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

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Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

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What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.