How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Whats in the middle of girl's leg ?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

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What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.