Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

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Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.