Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

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What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.