Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

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Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

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What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman