Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How would you get four reindeer in a car?

Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.