Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

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Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant