What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part of split-pea soup?

The cut up peaness.

What's the best part of a redneck brothel?

The family discount