What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!