What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

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Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

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What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

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Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

What's the best part about child molestation jokes?

You don't understand it until you're older!