What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill