What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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What happened when the frogs car broke down?

It got toad

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away