What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away