What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

Frog Car Jokes More Frog Car Jokes

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away