What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

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What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away