What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

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What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away