What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away