Frog Car Jokes

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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What happened when the frogs car broke down?

It got toad

What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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He was un hoppy !

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It was homophonic.

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In a handicapped spot.

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Chasing parked cars.

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Hiss is the end of the line for you !

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