Frog Car Jokes

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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What happened when the frogs car broke down?

It got toad

What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

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Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

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What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

A: Unhoppy!!

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.