It gets toad away
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It got toad
It was toad.
Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)
The ATM
Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)
They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.
Because it was too froggy outside.
Rub it rub it rub it.
I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.
He parked at a parking!
Kermit the Fog !
A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.
A: Flatman and Ribbon
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
Punch him in the nose.
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first