It gets toad away
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Coffee Mug
It got toad
It was toad.
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
Miscarriage
They get toad.
It got toad away
The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.
Rub it rub it rub it.
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P
The ATM
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
Poo
Your wife.
I forgot to wet the soap.
A racket.
Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.
A: Unhoppy!!
Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.