Frog Car Jokes

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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What happened when the frogs car broke down?

It got toad

What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.

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He couldn't take a joke.

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I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What did Grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.