What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.