Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.