Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !