Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What do you call a hapoy frog?

Hoppy

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!