What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What does a spanglish speaking chicken say when it's sorry?

I apollogize.

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!