What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!