What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

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What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.