What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.