What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

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What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

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What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!