What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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it was repossessed

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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