What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!