What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans