What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !