What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

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How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!