What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What was the seal's favorite subject in school?

ART ART ART!

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!