What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!