What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.

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What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!