What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

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His tricycle will be parked outside.

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Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

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Because they can get their whole grains.

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two. One from front and another from behind.

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What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?

Because women can't drive