Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
Photos-in-the-seas!"
It takes only one nail to hang the photo
It ends.
another one popes up.
Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'
I'll tell you later.
So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.
Nah I'ma stay"
Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
Short John Silver!
Ooo mami! (Umami)
FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
An old man yelling at the cloud
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
