Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.