Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

Fb Jokes More Fb Jokes

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Upload Jokes More Upload Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Ur Wife Jokes More Ur Wife Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.