Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

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What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

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Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.