Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

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Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

Why are you on /r/Jokes?

What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?