Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

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What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg

Why are you on /r/Jokes?

What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?