What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home