What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

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Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim