Refugee Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

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