Refugee Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

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Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

Convert Jokes More Convert Jokes

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl !

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"