E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
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It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
I don't know. I just build the fence.
Foreignade.
Krautfunding.
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
They refuse to integrate.
Extra testicle
He saw the phone bill.
because they would sneeze in pepper water.
Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!
Because people were dying to get in!
I give them a wall, and they take offense.
spit, sallow, and gargle.
They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)
Whoa did you hear that?
Buzz.....
A: Germany.
Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
A teabag.
Because they keep stepping on the string.
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
