E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
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It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
I don't know. I just build the fence.
Foreignade.
Krautfunding.
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
They refuse to integrate.
Nothing, it just waved.
A: To promote off-shore drilling.
Their wheelchair floats to the top.
The German knows when he's not speaking English.
Midlife crisis
He was having a mid life crisis.
Carbon dating.
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
A llahu akbar
A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.
BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
Fire away please! I want to hear it all!
The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D