E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
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It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
I don't know. I just build the fence.
Foreignade.
Krautfunding.
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
They refuse to integrate.
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
It takes 10 months to give it a good meal
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
You square them.
That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.
They go shopping at a department store.
The braille left her lips numb.
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
A tampon.
Convert to kilograms.
Because he was too inefficient.
Pai-Ling
Udder destruction
in grease
Only one if you run him through slowly!
