Refugee Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

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Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D