How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

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How do you get someone to pay child support?

Blackmail.

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What do you call a Germany virgin?

Good 'n' Tight

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How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.