How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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He kept looking at his hoes.

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Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.