How do you get someone to pay child support?

Blackmail.

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How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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How do you get someone to pay child support?

Blackmail.

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Why is blackmail called blackmail?

Because it isn't fair.