How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

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How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.