How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.