What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

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What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.