What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"