What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

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What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun