What does someone from Alabama say afte...

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Wham Jokes More Wham Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

Bam Jokes More Bam Jokes

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun