What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What do you call a teenage cheese cracker?

Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.

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What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam