Bam Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Cane Jokes More Cane Jokes

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.

1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

20th Jokes More 20th Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

Wham Jokes More Wham Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.