Bam Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

1st Floor Jokes More 1st Floor Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!