Bam Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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British Jokes More British Jokes

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

Wham Jokes More Wham Jokes

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

1st Floor Jokes More 1st Floor Jokes

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*