What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)