What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee