What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination?

HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND EYEEEEE..........