What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Previous Random Joke Next

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

Ups Jokes More Ups Jokes

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What's Whitney Houstons favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaand eeeeeeyeeee

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)