What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Ups Jokes More Ups Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.