Ups Jokes

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.