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FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.