Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

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What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.