Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

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What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.