Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

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What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.