FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
The Hydraulic Press
Getting the news from your dentist
The DOWNS truck is a little slow.
Delivery
Graysonatomy.
A small medium at large.