Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.