Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What a common problem with r/jokes and FedEx?

Delivery

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What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.