What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!