What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

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Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.