What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy