What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

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What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.

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Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.