What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.