What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

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What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."