Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

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What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.