Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

Why was the photographer arested?

Indecent exposure.

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!"