Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.