Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

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What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!"

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.