What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.