What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

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What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything?

9/12

What do you call a Muslim with a kebab?

A kaBOMB...*hah*

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Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.