What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.