What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.