What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.