How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

What's a Redditor's favorite color?

M'genta

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!