How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

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What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...