How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

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What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana