What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !