What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.