What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "