Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

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How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

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99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions