Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

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How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

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Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years?

Because of tooth decade!

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%