Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
He was playing with a cheetah.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
Because it was accidental.
Because of tooth decade!
I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.
because he can't aim steadily
I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.
It is a flossy compression method.
Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%
