Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

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What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why are dentists really good hackers?

Because they always get root access.

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What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%