Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

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What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What is Khaleds fav number?

11 because it has another 1

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

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What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

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Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

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How can I direct your call, babygirl?

Smooth Operator

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.