Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Whats black, white and red all over?

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!

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What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

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How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

Why is star wars the most disgusting movie?

Because its the most grossing.

Episode Jokes More Episode Jokes

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

Direct Jokes More Direct Jokes

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

How can I direct your call, babygirl?

Smooth Operator