How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

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What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism