How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

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Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What base you're counting in.

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What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.