How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

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3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

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A pitcher filled with margaritas!

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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.