They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!
Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.
Steal a chicken
A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
When they get to third base they think they've scored
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending
Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.
