Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.