Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales?

Their Pimp

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Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem?

It's a puffin!

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What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

Which is the worst career choice?

Dentistry in Britain Nutritionist in the Midwest North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage