Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales