Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

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How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

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What's the most common owl in Britain?

The tea towel

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined