Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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Wale Jokes More Wale Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.