Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

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What makes you so sure?

n"He is a penguin."

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.