Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

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Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.