Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."