Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.