Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

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What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

What is the most romantic city in England?

Loverpool!