Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

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What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

What is the most romantic city in England?

Loverpool!