Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why are chickens racist?

They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

Evolve Jokes More Evolve Jokes

What do couch potatoes evolve into?

Computer chips.

What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.