Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Evolve Jokes More Evolve Jokes

What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.